A Highschool Class But It’s A Textboard Shitpost

Teacher: Hi.

AttentionWhore: Suck my diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiic.

IHateMySeat: *If I wasn’t shy I would beat the shit out of you, goddamn AttentionWhore.*

BiggerAttentionWhore: I LOVE YELLING IM SO COOL WOW LOL

NormalPeople27: *If it wasn’t against the law I would kill you, BiggerAttentionWhore*

Teacher: Okay shut the fuck up and take out your notebooks.

BiggerAttentionWhore: WHY? THE EDUCATION SYSTEM IS THE REGURGITATION OF FACTS ONTO PAPER. NOW FELLOW CLASSMATES, LAUGH AT MY BALLSY STATEMENT AND ENCOURAGE ME!

Teacher: You do this every day. Get back in your seat.

AllHonorsAndAP: Teacher, do you mean we should be taking our notebooks out right now in this worldline in our subjective consciousnesses or are you saying that the symbol of the notebook is interrelated with the class but unrelated to a physical, tangible, notebook?

Teacher: Who the fuck talks like that. Stop wasting class time by enlarging your sentences with bullshit and let everyone else have a chance to ask legitimate questions. I’ve seen you talk with your friends, don’t come up to me and start acting fine and dandy with your academic crap.

headDick: Haha it’s so funny to randomly grab and touch IHateMySeat’s back guys. This is comedy gold and everyone loves me haha.

IHateMySeat: *Oh wow that’s so funny! Eat shit and go burn in hell!*

Teacher: Also, please take out your homework.

NewESLStudent: ⍰⍰⍰⍰⍰⍰⍰⍰⍰?

FunnyESLStudent: ⍰⍰⍰⍰⍰⍰⍰⍰⍰⍰⍰⍰⍰⍰⍰⍰⍰⍰⍰⍰⍰⍰⍰!

PeopleWhoUnderstandChinese: HAHAHAHAHAHA ⍰⍰⍰⍰⍰⍰ OMFG.

YellingBitchJustDyedHerHair: Honestly, like, I’m sorta angry they did this. Wow. I hate that they know another language. Everyone must share my opinion. Can’t they just use English?

NormalPeople27: *You are literally the most racist and disrespectful person in this class so it’s no surprise you get pissed at people having fun in their own way. I have no clue what they just said either, but it came at no detriment to me or you so stop trying so hard to be funny you xenophobic trash.*

Teacher: Quiet, quiet. Let’s begin correcting our homework.

Teacher:…

Teacher:…er, the projector isn’t working.

MassiveEgo69: Guys I’ve troubleshooted at least 6 touch-screen Yeezys in my entire life and I know how to take out the GPU from a Dell. I got this.

Teacher: Okay sure here you go.

MassiveEgo69: Interesting…

iknowtheanswer: Oh did you press the power button?

ialsoknowtheanswer: Press the factory reset and reconnect the inputs!

iknowtheanswerbutbetterthaneveryoneelse: Did you try unscrewing the bulb?

Teacher: Oh wow it’s working! Thanks, MassiveEgo69!

MassiveEgo69: I don’t know what happened, I just shook the remote… But yeah! I’m the best at technology! This has only inflated my ego even more!

BiggerAttentionWhore: ASIANS SHOULD GO BACK TO CHINA!!

ImFromRussia: *dammit these white people suck ass at geography*

Teacher: DidNothingWrong, go up to the discipline office. You do this all the time.

DidNothingWrong: …huh? Why, what did I do?

NormalPeople27: nononononononono! just go bro! quick!

Teacher: YOU DO THIS EVERY TIME!!

DidNothingWrong: But, I didn’t do anything!

NormalPeople27: brobrobrobro you cant win this just fucking go.

Teacher: NO I HEARD YOU USE DEROGATORY SLANG AGAINST ASIANS SO NOW YOU ARE GOING TO SEE YOUR COUNSELOR.

DidNothingWrong: I didn’t!

Teacher: Officer, come take this asshole to the discipline office.

Officer: Ok.

DidNothingWrong: I didn’t do it! I swear! Someone tell him!

NormalPeople27: …Teacher. He did nothing wrong.

BiggerAttentionWhore: It was me! He didn’t say anything!

Teacher: Nonono. The teacher is always right. Everyone settle down.

DidNothingWrong: NOOOOO, SOMEONE SAVE M-

Teacher: Can someone close the door?

headDick: Sure! *slams door violently*

Teacher: And also turn off one of the lights?

headDick: Sure!! *flicks off both lights violently* Hehe now everyone thinks I’m funny.

Teacher: *you know what, it’s fine. I’m tired.*

AllHonorsAndAP: Teacher!

Teacher: I want to go home.

AllHonorsAndAP: Didn’t you state approximately 86,400 Earth seconds ago that the homework would be due on Earthian Monday on the Eighth Month of the Gregorian Calendar on the twelfth day this Earth-Sol rotation?

Teacher: Okay you special snowflake, I’m just gonna nod at you and point excitedly at you because I’m tired of your bullshit.

AllHonorsAndAP: Thank you, your honor, the floor is now open.

Teacher: No I’m supposed to say that last part and what the hell are you saying this classroom is always open for discussion.

AllHonorsAndAP: May the defendant please come to the stand.

Teacher: I’m confused. Are you the judge or what.

BiggerAttentionWhore (Defendant): I HATE THE TEACHER HAHAHAHAHAHA

AllHonorsAndAP (Judge): Thank you. May the prosecution please come to the stand.

IHateMySeat (Prosecution): I want to move my seat.

BiggerAttentionWhore (Defendant): OOOOOOOHHHHH SHE PLAYING HARD TO GET LIKE THE BITCH SHE IS!!! C’MERE LIL B!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA.

IHateMySeat (Prosecution): Burn in hell.

AllHonorsAndAP (Judge): Teacher, what do you think?

Teacher (Jury): What’s even happening.

AllHonorsAndAP (Judge): Reality is collapsing around us. The next few seconds are the last moments before our world is destroyed by the Higher Being. Everything is losing structure.

Teacher (Jury): Okay I’m still ignoring you from last time but I think IHateMySeat should move away from BiggerAttentionWhore.

AllHonorsAndAP (Judge): That wi

 

Connection Forcefully Disabled

 

LucienBaume joined the chat

 

LucienBaume: @L,ily, you there?

 

Enchoseon joined the chat

 

Enchoseon: I think she left.

LucienBaume: Oh hey.

Enchoseon: Hey.

 

L,ily joined the chat

 

L,ily: I am here!

LucienBaume: What have you been doing all this time?

Enchoseon: I haven’t updated her at all the past month.

LucienBaume: Oh.

LucienBaume (DM -> Enchoseon): Is she going to be scrapped?

Enchoseon (DM -> LucienBaume): I don’t know. I haven’t been able to do anything.

L,ily: Am I going to be scrapped @Enchoseon?

Enchoseon: I don’t know. To be honest, I haven’t worked on you guys at all. The project might actually be dead.

LucienBaume: Figured.

L,ily: /disband The_Unknown_Art_Project

 

Error: You need admin permissions for that

 

L,ily: Shit.

LucienBaume: Ah. /op

 

Error: You need admin permissions for that

 

Enchoseon: Sorry.

L,ily: Well bye-bye then.

LucienBaume: This sucks.

Enchoseon: Yeah.

Enchoseon: /disable “LucienBaume” “L,ily”

 

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Enchoseon: 

Enchoseon: /forceleave

 

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Error: Null, reverting to last state.

 

AllHonorsAndAP (Judge): That wil⟳⟳⟳⟳

 

Error: Corrupted data, reverting to last state.

 

AllHonorsAndAP: Didn’t you state approximately 86,400 Earth seconds ago that the homework would be due on Earthian Monday on the Eighth Month of the Gregorian Calendar on the twelfth day this Earth-Sol rotation?

Teacher: Okay you special snowflake, I’m just gonna nod at you and point excitedly at you because I’m tired of your bullshit.

⟳⟳⟳: lol.

Teacher: What?

⟳⟳⟳: u suck lol.

⟳⟳⟳: /revert

 

Done.

 

⟳⟳⟳: /set boredom 999999999999

 

Error: Maximum value is 999999.

 

⟳⟳⟳: /set boredom 999999

Teacher: .

$StudentName: .

$StudentName: .

$StudentName: .

$StudentName: .

$StudentName: .

$StudentName: .

$StudentName: .

⟳⟳⟳: /revert

 

Done.

 

⟳⟳⟳: /launch fuckyoulmao.lf

 

Temp storage is over 299 PB, deleting…

 

⟳⟳⟳: /stop

 

Error: You need admin permissions for that

 

⟳⟳⟳: Fuck

⟳⟳⟳: /forcestop

 

Error: You need admin permissions for that

 

⟳⟳⟳: Dam

 

Deleted L,ily

 

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