Last Updated: 4/10/21

Neo's Really Bad Art Portfolio

Hello, welcome to my "art" page, which is filled with terrible renders I made in Blender.

If you'd like to see some of the other shit I do, here is my portfolio.

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Raft (7-8-20)

I tried to use the toon shader on some parts. I don't know how to use the toon shader.

Castle (7-9-20)

Tried to hide my mistakes with God Rays. Too bad I can't make God Rays.

Breach (7-10-20)

Wasted so much time scuplting an unused alien and animating the lights.

Barn (7-13-20)

The barn is just images on planes. The mountains are made with modifiers. Probably should've just photoshopped a starry sky instead of using noise.

Vanisher (7-14-20)

I should've upped the resolution of the labels.

Friendly Wave (7-17-20)

Low poly character with 100% realistic mesh deformation gives you a friendly wave.

Realistic Physics (7-18-20)

A 100% realistic physics simulation.

Shark (7-22-20)

Totally a shark.

Bugs (7-23-20)

I tried to do a hair sim, but I failed and made this instead.

Flag (7-23-20)


Katamari (8-6-20)

Got bored while waiting for a Zoom call, made this.

Window (8-9-20)

My only skill is making shitposts.

Bullet (8-11-20)

I feel like the more I use Blender, the worse I get.

Ocean (8-11-20)

Here is an alternative rendered in Eevee in like 1/8th of the time. (But I screwed up glare so it was unusable).

Bricks (8-12-20)

Just some non-descript plastic bricks.

Raft Revisited (8-12-20)

I remade that raft I made over a month ago. (Here is a comparison pic).

Butt (8-13-20)

Was just screwing around.

Rawr (8-16-20)

I regret nothing.

Bulb (8-19-20)


Eggs (8-19-20)

why. (click here for sound)

Chair (8-23-20)

It's a chair.

Anvil (8-30-20)

It's an anvil.

Burger (9-4-20)

Very realistic burger. (Here's an early version rendered in Eevee.)

Switch (9-4-20)

It's true she told me.

Robot (9-5-20)

His processor heats up and his circuits buzz with electricity, the result of the computation? Fear.

Kyuu (9-5-20)

I love Wonder Cat Kyuu-chan so much that I decided to make Kyuu-chan fanart. Here is a version with audio and here is a mistake. (Based on this image)

Couch (9-6-20)

I really regret not spending an extra minute unwrapping the siding. (Here is a 4K version for literally no reason.)

Apple (9-7-20)

Fun with Blender's glitchy rigidbodies.

Overwhelmed (9-12-20)

Tired. (With sound)

Exhausted (9-15-20)

Possibly a work-in-progress, if I feel like continuing to work on it.

Canyon (9-17-20)

A procedural canyon. (Click here for sound)

Blocks (9-17-20)

A procedural... thing. (Click here for sound)

Monkey (9-19-20)


Anything (9-22-20)

As you can see, I am very creative. (Click here for sound)

Room 01 (10-1-20)

I played around for a few days in the same .blend file and ended up with this. (Click here for sound)

Hammer (10-3-20)

Quick seamless loop.

Animal Crossing (10-8-20)

How did we get here? (Click here for sound)

Fire (10-13-20)

It's a thing.

Forest (10-13-20)

Got that 2007 Source map vibe... Inspired by this Reddit post of a PS1-style cinematic.

Cubes (10-14-20)

Nobody hates the default cube more than himself.

Big Brother (10-16-20)

A l w a y s _ w a t c h i n g _ ( S o u n d _ v e r s i o n )

Space (10-18-20)

A project that I lost motivation on and decided to kill before I sunk too much time into it.

Arm (10-21-20)

Not sure what I made ( Sound version )

Test (11-3-20)

I wanted to make something but didn't want to start an actual project so I played around with the default cube instead.

Finally (11-7-20)

Election is finally over. (Alternate version)

Balls (11-8-20)

Thing ( Sound version )

Skyway (11-10-20)

Volumetrics are hard.

Copium (11-11-20)

Fun modeling practice. (Alternative verion)

Face (11-20-20)


Blocks (11-21-20)


Crisis (11-25-20)

Christmas is coming up.

Asphyxiate (11-29-20)

I never should've discovered instancing. (Obligatory artifacted JPG versions here and here.)

Turbine (11-29-20)

Idk at this point.

Milk (12-1-20)


Divided (12-5-20)


Tub (12-6-20)


Cursed Dildo (12-7-20)

I've successfully made the most cursed dildo. (Alt views: 1 2)

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:( (12-22-20)

(Alt 1, Alt 2)

Dining (12-22-20)


Consume (12-23-20)

Tiny box character.

Generic (12-25-20)

Generic blue character.

TCZ (12-25-20)

Greasepencil test. (Sound version)

Murmur (12-27-20)

Musical video experiment (Click here for sound)

Poeg (1-11-21)

Are you bi-poeggual?

Rushjet (1-17-21)

I'm not even sure anymore. (Sound)

Love In A Song - bo en (2-2-21)

A thing. (Click here for sound, alternative/original version)

Valentine's Day (2-6-21)

Doodling out ideas for a Valentine's day render. (sound)

Love In A Song? (2-15-21)

???. (sound)

lines rotate thingy (2-23-21)

ENA Temptation Stairway shitpost. (sound)

One Render a Day: 1 (3-4-21)


One Render a Day: 2 (3-5-21)

Poorly unwrapped mug.

One Render a Day: 3 (3-6-21)

A throne for a shy pooper in a chaotic, meaningless universe.

One Render a Day: 4 (3-7-21)

Shovel Knight. (Sound)

One Render a Day: 5 (3-8-21)

Ran out of ideas for this "One Render a Day" thing. Saved in Photoshop. (original crap render)

One Render a Day: 6 (3-9-21)

Copied yesterday's laziness because it worked (original even crappier render)

One Render a Day: 7 (3-10-21)

Okay so I might be in a rut.

One Render a Day: 8 (3-11-21)

Okay so I'm in a rut.

One Render a Day: 9 (3-12-21)


One Render a Day: 10 (3-13-21)

Water Chair. Water Chair.

One Render a Day: 11 (3-14-21)

Sky Banana.

One Render a Day: 12 (3-15-21)

Ocean Banana.

One Render a Day: 13 (3-16-21)

Earth Banana.

One Render a Day: 14 (3-17-21)

Rain Banana

One Render a Day: 15 (3-18-21)

Space Banana

One Render a Day: 16 (3-19-21)

Extinction Banana

One Render a Day: 17 (3-20-21)

Burger Banana

One Render a Day: 18 (3-21-21)

Floating Banana

Timmy Attacks


One Render a Day: 19 (3-22-21)

Pixelated Banana

One Render a Day: 20 (3-23-21)

Supreme Banana

One Render a Day: 21 (3-24-21)

Googly Banana

One Render a Day: 22 (3-25-21)

??? Banana

One Render a Day: 23 (3-26-21)

???? Banana

One Render a Day: 24 (3-27-21)

????? Banana

One Render a Day: 25 (3-28-21)

?????? Banana

One Render a Day: 26 (3-29-21)


One Render a Day: 27 (3-30-21)


One Render a Day: 28 (3-31-21)

UWU (DOF, Cutout)

One Render a Day: 29 (4-1-21)


One Render a Day: 30 (4-2-21)


One Render a Day: 31 (4-3-21)

Character-thing from this game—Made entirely on a whim. The terrible lighting really killed this one, but I'm out of time & patience so yeah.

One Render a Day: 32 (4-4-21)

Last-minute thing I made on my phone.

One Render a Day: 33 (4-5-21)


One Render a Day: 34 (4-6-21)


One Render a Day: 35 (4-7-21)


One Render a Day: 36 (4-8-21)


One Render a Day: 37 (4-9-21)


One Render a Day: 38 (4-10-21)


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