Omega Haxx0r Supreme Lord Almighty


Hey n00bz, it's me, Omega Haxx0r Supreme Lord Almighty—Owner of IP addresses and the contents of your mother's Google Drive.

I am very smart and have already gotten your IP address lolololololololololool.

I am very smart, I have the know-how to install Tor on your computer and connect to the D@rk Web (aka The Deep Web, in laymen terms—Since you probably didn't know that and my computer-hacking vocabularly is just so advanced xD.)

H@xxing Services

Email Cracking / 90$

As a very smart and powerful hacker, I already have access to over 7.3 billion email records and passwords.

Server Cracking / $400

SQL injections, LDAP injection, XSS, CRSF, PNG, GIF, & PB&J are just a handful of vulnerabilities I can easily use to break into servers with my haxx0r skills.

Virus Creation / $250

Remember wannacry? (Earned over $100,000) The funniest thing is that I built it for $250! You'll have to handle distribution yourself, though :P

DDoS / $300

With my immense skill, I can shut down any site bc I am extremely smart and have access to many zero-day exploits and RAM and CPU and GPU and Bots and many other very smart computer terms.

Grade Changing / $150

I have access to special tables (not physical ones, haha—COMPUTER ones!!!!) called SQL which contain your grades! (It's true). I also know the answers to every question in tests and can change school grades easily.


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