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The Jargonizer


The Jargonizer discombobulates text by finding common English words and replacing them with erudite alternatives (or words that are really big so you don't know if they're correct or not.)

The success of the effect is completely subjective, it depends entirely on the reader's vocabulary. An English teacher will find this tool to be stupid, while most people will have no clue what you are saying and simply accept that you are smarter than they are.

Current Keywords In The System: (spaces required)

The Jargonizer was slapped together extremely quickly with minimal knowledge of Javascript. There are lots of tiny bugs and I have no clue if I will iron them out.
This is more or less goofing around.

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